Please hand wash—the dishwasher will obliterate the vibe faster than you can say "vintage." I've lovingly oiled each piece, and even polished some of them because I'm extra like that. They'll develop a "living finish" over time, which is a fancy way of saying they'll age gracefully while you panic slightly. Embrace the patina. It's called character, not neglect.

Shipping: The Part Where I Pretend I Know What I'm Doing

Shipping is $13 via USPS Flat Rate boxes because apparently that's just what it costs to yeet things across America these days.

If you order multiple items, I'll absolutely try to Tetris everything into one box like I'm competing for a gold medal in spatial reasoning. Will I succeed? Maybe! I'm a food stylist, not a logistics engineer, but I am very determined and have watched a lot of YouTube videos about packing.

The Promise: Your order will arrive safely, even if my organizational system is "vibes-based filing" and my warehouse is technically just a corner of my living room.

Pro tip: Ordering multiple things? I'll do my absolute best to combine shipping and refund you the difference. It's the least I can do since you're trusting someone who arranges salads for a living to also handle bubble wrap.