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Vintage Flatware for People Who Like Their Utensils With Backstory

Alright folks, gather 'round. This is a legit set of home-use-approved flatware that's been places. Like me, it's been around the block a few times, picked up some stories, maybe a few questionable decisions, but came out looking distinguished.

Crafted mid-century in Thailand back when people made things that could survive the apocalypse, this set features brass (or bronze? honestly could be either, I'm not a geologist) paired with genuine rosewood handles.

I found this bad boy languishing in an antique mall, buried under a thick coat of dark stain like it was hiding from its past. So I channeled my inner fairy magic and stripped that baby down to reveal the nude wood finish you see before you. She's naked. She's vulnerable. She's STUNNING.

Real talk, kids: This ain't for the faint of heart or people who lose their minds when things don't stay Instagram-perfect forever. This has what pretentious design blogs call a "living finish," which is just a fancy way of saying it's going to age, change, and get MORE interesting over time—like your weird aunt who moved to Santa Fe and started a pottery business. The brass will patina. The wood will deepen. It's SUPPOSED to do that. This set is for people who understand that perfection is boring and things that change are actually more valuable. You know, like wine. Or cheese. Or your therapist's hourly rate.

Do yourself a favor: ZOOM IN on these photos. See those different wood grain tones? Those tiny cracks that prove this set has lived? The patina on the brass that screams "I've been to parties you can only dream of"? I stripped and sanded the wood smoother than a jazz radio DJ's voice, but I left the brass exactly as I found it because honestly? It's a whole entire vibe. It's beautiful in that imperfect, "I've-seen-some-things" kind of way.

This set is ready for someone who appreciates character. Could be you. Should be you. Just saying.

4- 6 Piece place settings

3 Serving pieces

No returns