JC - 8 Piece set
JC - 8 Piece set
Prop Stylists: OH GOD YES
Home use: meh
8-Piece Vintage Brass & Rosewood Flatware Set (Freshly Botoxed)
These beauties came to me looking ROUGH. I'm talking full midlife crisis. But after my special facelift treatment, they're glowing like they just got back from a spa weekend in Napa.
Currently polished, but they'll patina faster than you can say "vintage charm" - which is exactly what you want. That's called character development.
Full 8-piece set for a proper table setting, because apparently people used to set tables with more than just a fork and a prayer.
Fair warning: These are a bit delicate. Not recommended for daily "shoveling cereal into your mouth while scrolling" use. BUT if you're a photographer, stylist, or content creator? This is PROP GOLD. Literally. Well, brass. But you get it.
Perfect for photoshoots, styled tablescapes, that cookbook you're definitely going to write someday, or just making your dinner parties look like they belong in a magazine (even if you're serving Trader Joe's orange chicken).
Vintage condition, freshly rejuvenated. They've been given a second act. Ready for their close-up.
These are polished with no oil on the wood and freshly sanded smooth.
No returns.
Please hand wash—the dishwasher will obliterate the vibe faster than you can say "vintage." I've lovingly oiled each piece, and even polished some of them because I'm extra like that. They'll develop a "living finish" over time, which is a fancy way of saying they'll age gracefully while you panic slightly. Embrace the patina. It's called character, not neglect.
Shipping: The Part Where I Pretend I Know What I'm Doing
Shipping is $13 via USPS Flat Rate boxes because apparently that's just what it costs to yeet things across America these days.
If you order multiple items, I'll absolutely try to Tetris everything into one box like I'm competing for a gold medal in spatial reasoning. Will I succeed? Maybe! I'm a food stylist, not a logistics engineer, but I am very determined and have watched a lot of YouTube videos about packing.
The Promise: Your order will arrive safely, even if my organizational system is "vibes-based filing" and my warehouse is technically just a corner of my living room.
Pro tip: Ordering multiple things? I'll do my absolute best to combine shipping and refund you the difference. It's the least I can do since you're trusting someone who arranges salads for a living to also handle bubble wrap.