Little Lord 6 Piece Place Setting - 24 Piece Set
Little Lord 6 Piece Place Setting - 24 Piece Set
Prop Stylists: Duh
Home use: Double duh
Alright, listen up because I'm only saying this once: You're looking at a set of flatware that's got more street cred than your vintage band tee collection. This shit's been to the rodeo, stolen the horse, and came back with stories it'll never tell at dinner parties.
This is NOT for pearl-clutchers or people who have panic attacks when their stuff doesn't look factory-fresh forever. The brass is gonna darken and get moody. The wood's gonna get richer and more complex. It's MEANT to evolve, like your taste in partners after your first divorce.
This set is for adults who've figured out that flawless is for robots and serial killers. Things that age and transform? That's where the magic lives. Like whiskey. Or denim. Or your ability to tolerate your in-laws.
Do yourself a favor: ZOOM IN on these photos.
This set needs an owner who gets it. Someone who understands that the good stuff bears marks.
Maybe that’s you.
4 - 6 piece place settings
No returns
Please hand wash—the dishwasher will obliterate the vibe faster than you can say "vintage." I've lovingly oiled each piece, and even polished some of them because I'm extra like that. They'll develop a "living finish" over time, which is a fancy way of saying they'll age gracefully while you panic slightly. Embrace the patina. It's called character, not neglect.
Shipping: The Part Where I Pretend I Know What I'm Doing
Shipping is $13 via USPS Flat Rate boxes because apparently that's just what it costs to yeet things across America these days.
If you order multiple items, I'll absolutely try to Tetris everything into one box like I'm competing for a gold medal in spatial reasoning. Will I succeed? Maybe! I'm a food stylist, not a logistics engineer, but I am very determined and have watched a lot of YouTube videos about packing.
The Promise: Your order will arrive safely, even if my organizational system is "vibes-based filing" and my warehouse is technically just a corner of my living room.
Pro tip: Ordering multiple things? I'll do my absolute best to combine shipping and refund you the difference. It's the least I can do since you're trusting someone who arranges salads for a living to also handle bubble wrap.