Sinbad Carving Set - 2 Piece Set
Sinbad Carving Set - 2 Piece Set
This gloriously oversized teak and brass beast wasn't designed for your dainty dinner parties—oh no. This is for when you need to carve a roast so epic, sailors will sing songs about it for seven voyages. Each piece is so substantial, you'll feel like you're wielding Sinbad's own scimitar, except instead of battling cyclops, you're just trying to get even slices of brisket (which, let's be honest, can be just as challenging).
One set in stock. I’ve never seen another one like it.
Honest Assessment: Will it carve your holiday ham with surgical precision? Absolutely not. Will it make you look incredibly cool while taking 15 minutes to do what a modern knife does in 30 seconds? ABSOLUTELY YES.
Some assembly of elbow grease required. Actual cutting ability sold separately (at a knife sharpening shop).
Please hand wash—the dishwasher will obliterate the vibe faster than you can say "vintage." I've lovingly oiled each piece, and even polished some of them because I'm extra like that. They'll develop a "living finish" over time, which is a fancy way of saying they'll age gracefully while you panic slightly. Embrace the patina. It's called character, not neglect.
Shipping: The Part Where I Pretend I Know What I'm Doing
Shipping is $13 via USPS Flat Rate boxes because apparently that's just what it costs to yeet things across America these days.
If you order multiple items, I'll absolutely try to Tetris everything into one box like I'm competing for a gold medal in spatial reasoning. Will I succeed? Maybe! I'm a food stylist, not a logistics engineer, but I am very determined and have watched a lot of YouTube videos about packing.
The Promise: Your order will arrive safely, even if my organizational system is "vibes-based filing" and my warehouse is technically just a corner of my living room.
Pro tip: Ordering multiple things? I'll do my absolute best to combine shipping and refund you the difference. It's the least I can do since you're trusting someone who arranges salads for a living to also handle bubble wrap