Stylist mix 7 Piece Set
Stylist mix 7 Piece Set
Prop Stylist: YEP
Home use: You do you.
Vintage Bronze & Wood Flatware: The "Is This for Ants?" Collection
7 pieces of gloriously mismatched vintage flatware that time-traveled from an era when portions were reasonable and hands were apparently smaller. This motley crew includes 2 forks, 2 knives, and 3 spoons (because who needs symmetry?) in a bronze and wood combo that screams "I'm interesting" at your dinner table.
Perfect for:
Prop stylists who need to make a 6oz steak look absolutely massive
Photography magic where scale is just a suggestion
Eating tapas with appropriate-sized utensils
Condition: Authentically aged. These bad boys have lived a life. They've seen things. They've scooped things. They probably have stories we're better off not knowing.
Why buy new when you can have pre-loved utensils that make everything on your plate look HUGE?
No returns
Please hand wash—the dishwasher will obliterate the vibe faster than you can say "vintage." I've lovingly oiled each piece, and even polished some of them because I'm extra like that. They'll develop a "living finish" over time, which is a fancy way of saying they'll age gracefully while you panic slightly. Embrace the patina. It's called character, not neglect.
Shipping: The Part Where I Pretend I Know What I'm Doing
Shipping is $13 via USPS Flat Rate boxes because apparently that's just what it costs to yeet things across America these days.
If you order multiple items, I'll absolutely try to Tetris everything into one box like I'm competing for a gold medal in spatial reasoning. Will I succeed? Maybe! I'm a food stylist, not a logistics engineer, but I am very determined and have watched a lot of YouTube videos about packing.
The Promise: Your order will arrive safely, even if my organizational system is "vibes-based filing" and my warehouse is technically just a corner of my living room.
Pro tip: Ordering multiple things? I'll do my absolute best to combine shipping and refund you the difference. It's the least I can do since you're trusting someone who arranges salads for a living to also handle bubble wrap.