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Vintage Serving Utensils: A Journey of Self-Discovery

What you see before you is nature in action—and also me making questionable life choices.

I stripped the dark stain thinking I'd reveal some gorgeous rosewood masterpiece underneath. Instead, I unleashed the wood's true personality: chaotic neutral. Slight variations in wood grain have left us with what I can only describe as "each piece woke up and chose violence (aesthetically speaking)."

They're blonde. They're moody. They match nothing and everything simultaneously. One looks contemplative. The other looks like it's seen things.

I'm into it. Are you?

Perfect for:

• Serving salad to people who "get it"

• Adding character to your farmhouse-modern-coastal-grandma aesthetic

• Proving you're the kind of person who appreciates authenticity (aka woodgrain drama)

• Using as weapons in a heated debate about whether these are actually beautiful or just weird

Condition: Stripped emotionally and literally. Ready for their next chapter.

No returns